How to enslave the world this week
To start, you need to match the settings of the Evil Genius: 1) you have given birth by mistake. 2) a child you neobizhaysya only animals and then not always. 3) the only toys you had your knees. 4) The girls were given only the money that you just left. 5) as a teenager you love hound dogs, cats, homeless people and other livestock. 6) more than anything in the new year, you have always dreamed of plutonium firecracker. 7) in the competition in which you have ever participated in, you have always been the only winner, because the rest of the participants died from diseases unknown to science. 8) school where you studied, annihilated by a bomb with antimatter. 9) Work your whole life - to cross a cat with a gorilla. 10) to 20 years you managed to enslave the 10 villages of 5 villages and 2 towns by the extermination of the local population of improvised nuclear kotogorill derived army.
A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!" The wife says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?" He says, "I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week!"
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
To start, you need to match the settings of the Evil Genius: 1) you have given birth by mistake. 2) a child you neobizhaysya only animals and then not always. 3) the only toys you had your knees. 4) The girls were given only the money that you just left. 5) as a teenager you love hound dogs, cats, homeless people and other livestock. 6) more than anything in the new year, you have always dreamed of plutonium firecracker. 7) in the competition in which you have ever participated in, you have always been the only winner, because the rest of the participants died from diseases unknown to science. 8) school where you studied, annihilated by a bomb with antimatter. 9) Work your whole life - to cross a cat with a gorilla. 10) to 20 years you managed to enslave the 10 villages of 5 villages and 2 towns by the extermination of the local population of improvised nuclear kotogorill derived army.
A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!" The wife says, "Great! What should I pack for? The ocean or the mountains?" He says, "I don't care! Just be out by the end of the week!"
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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